My House Knows Me Better Than I Know Myself

I recently have found out that my house is recording and noting everything that I am doing in the house. It can even read my mind. I’ve been a little bit of disorganize these days. I need to fill out forms from my last company that I was trained in and I need to deliver a speech in front of everyone upon my leaving, including my boss. I was really afraid of everything. I mean life is intense because I have finished my internship in IBM and I need to find another job, a better job, in the big companies. It knows that I’m freaking out now so I got an hour of back massage everyday in my bed, the wall colour changes to a lighter color, and it gives me the right nutrients that I need in order to stay up late and work on things.

Isn’t it so great to have a house that knows my daily routine, knows when I’m having a hard time and most importantly it can read my mind? It knows when I am acting weird and need help from the house, and the house always gives me the exact help that I need. I believe that it profiles me through my behaviour, the way I command the house, and reading information from my brain through the sensors. Well, it sounds a little bit of creepy, buy trust me it’s great to have this kind of experience. I’m impressed with its accuracy of profiling me. So now, I’m in love with my house